How HA!HA!LOGY Works

Opening a HA!HA!LOGY Unit

All kidding aside, it may be the most cost-effective improvement you can make in your facility. There’s no expensive GE Medical equipment necessary, no invasive procedures, and no complex billing codes.

Most importantly, you need people with large hearts and the desire to learn rapport skills. And the practice is most delicious when people learn to see with their ears, hear with their eyes and touch with their hearts.

Minimal office space is needed to store files and equipment—like CDs, DVDs, games, humor books, props and even clown attire.

Prescribing HA!HA!LOGY

Prescribing the need for a HA!HA!LOGY treatment—also known as a HA!HA!LOGY Maintenance Opportunity (HMO)—is one of the free operations (non-medically speaking) your facility can provide.

It’s so easy, even patients, residents, families and friends can call the HA!HA!LOGY HA!tline directly to schedule a visit.

Think of it this way: Doctors make grand rounds—we make merry-go-rounds™.

Bulletin boards a.k.a. smorgasboards™ are posted throughout the facility, since health care providers and staff, as well as visitors can use the levity of jokes, quips and human interest stories. You’d be surprised how many people are susceptible to second-hand laughs.

And hugs are free of charge!